Ah, fair food. Frankenfood, if you will. I guess it all got started when vendors began deep-frying everything from cauliflower and broccoli all the way down to butter and Kool-Aid.

And now, the Kentucky State Fair has opened.

It looks like tater tots will now be offered with your choice of THESE toppings:

And one of the fair's HOTTEST new taste treats is the Sweet Tater Tot Supreme.

Chad caught up with the "tater tot chef" who's whipping up this bizarre concoction for the fair crowd:

(EDITOR'S NOTE: Don't forget the pineapple whip. NEVER forget the pineapple whip.)