Clearly, this would have much better and more timely on Father's Day, but it didn't occur to me until recently to demonstrate for you what my dad used to say so as not to offend my mother. (Although, I doubt he would have.)

I'm talking about replacement phrases and words that he would use in place of cussing. And some of the words he replaced weren't really even cuss words, just things he wouldn't Mom to hear him say.

So here we go: