The Mall St. Matthews in Louisville reopened Sunday after a closure sparked by a mass disturbance caused by nearly 2000 mostly juvenile rabble-rousers.

Utterly ridiculous...and, yes, I realize that's a massive understatement.

One Kentucky state senator is thankful her sons had the foresight to get out of the mall when they did.

No arrests were made and no one was willing to press assault charges.

The investigation is ongoing.