I was looking for the joke in the blog I read about KFC's bizarre new business venture, but there wasn't one.

I didn't find it on a hoax website.

So KFC's new fried chicken scented sunscreen is legit.

The new product introduction comes on the heels of perpetually-tanned George Hamilton assuming the role of KFC's legendary spokesperson Colonel Harland Sanders.

KFC's CMO was looking for a way to get away from the new lotion smelling like lotion, so why not fried chicken? It is, after all, KFC.

But I can't honestly see how ANY lotion won't smell a little like lotion. And if it does, we're likely talking about a sickening combination of lotion and fried chicken scents.

Or not, if they have good enough guys in the lab. Anyway, the lotion will available for a limited time and for free at extracrispysunscreen.com.

I guess we'll see what happens. KFC has already launched edible nail polish in Hong Kong, so this shouldn't come as a huge surprise.

Hmmm, wanna bet that edible nail polish does nothing to curb nail biting?

 

 

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