Excellent Technique – “No I Havent Golfed In 5 Years”

You may ask, why is this a good technique?  The answer?  Because using this technique fools other players into thinking that they have the upper hand. That look on my face says "confused" in the provided picture

I recieved an invite to the golf course this past weekend by Margaret's Father.  We've been wanting to go for a while now and it was the perfect day to do it.  He explained that he hadn't golfed in 5 years, so I assumed that it would be a walk in the park out on the links.  Little did I know, he was a very "sly fox".

One particular hole we played, he shot a great tee shot and touched down right in the fairway where it belonged.  Now, the next thing he did was something he must have learned from David Copperfield.  He had to have done this on purpose.  He hits his second shot and its heading for the woods.  Deep woods that would require a drop.  But his "havent golfed in 5 years" technique led his golf ball into a inch think power line that crossed the fairway, about 60 feet above the ground. It hits the powerline and falls straight back down into the fairway. He planned that to a T! I dont know how he did this but his technique out on the golf course was to fool everyone into thinking he was a bad golfer.  That power line was the game changer for the entire match.  We didn't tally the scores but im pretty sure he had the upperhand out at Ben Hawes.

Sly fox he is!  So if you want to go golfing, all you have to do to get everyones confidence up is to say that you havent golfed in years.    I think that he had been practicing in his back yard for a few weeks before he dropped the bomb on us out on the course.  Rematch Paul!