Satire Site Proposes Gabe’s Tower To Be Converted Into A Giant Rolling Pin

Click bait can either be good or really, really bad. I got my leg pulled pretty good over the weekend when I read this story.

Yes, it's a fake story, but is it illogical? I say no. The last we heard about Gabe's was that it was being renovated. That was six months ago. I found this survey a student from U.K. put together earlier this year for her senior thesis on revitalizing the tower. You can still take it.

Louisville has a giant bat, why can't we have a giant rolling pin? I mean it's the name of the one of the best-loved bakeries in town, and it's not that far from the tower. We can all dream even if it's totally inane.

But for real, what should happen to Gabe's Tower?