Deer

This confused woman has got cause and effect all switched around. She called into a radio station in Fargo, North Dakota saying that deer crossing signs should be moved... so that deer would start crossing elsewhere.

We feel really bad for Donna, the woman in this clip, because she seems an exceptionally nice lady. She's well-spoken and polite, just... hazy on a few concept. Donna called into a North Dakota morning show because she couldn't get anybody to pay attention to her problem. Which essentially boils down to misunderstanding who a specific sign is aimed at.

When one thinks of a deer, one thinks of a gentle Bambi-like creature. However, adult male deers can be pretty rough customers. Especially during mating season, when they use their sharp horns to jostle over female deer companionship.

The Kentucky Transportation Cabinet and Kentucky State Police are reminding motorists that vehicle-deer collisions take a quick upturn as the fall crop harvest and mating season combine to put deer on the move. “Our highway crews normally notice significant jump in the number of deer killed along our highways starting the first few weeks of October and continuing through December,” said KYTC Distr