Are You Getting Close to Middle Age – The Signs

A new study has shown that the average person hits "Middle Age" at 53 years old.  Some say its later in life and others say that it is much earlier. I mentioned my mother on the show this morning and how she might have hit her middle age a little earlier than 53, after her little turbo charged convertible purchase.

But if you think that you are reaching middle age, all you have to do is pay attention to the signs.  And the top 13 are here.  And its much more than buying the latest Corvette, like the one featured in the picture.  By the way that is the new C7 design for 2014.  Not a huge fan. There is something about it that just doesn't say "Corvette".  But the Stingray is back!!  Lets get down to business before I go on a car tangent.

Here are a few signs that you might be getting close to that middle age portion of your life.

1.  You lose touch with technology.

2.  You find you have no idea what the "young people" are talking about.

3.  You constantly have new aches and pains.

4.  You need an afternoon nap.

5.  You groan when you bend down.

6.  You can't name any modern bands.

7.  You're always talking about your joints.

8.  You hate noisy bars and restaurants.

9.  You start getting ear hair, bushy eyebrows, nose hair, and female facial hair.

10.  You think all cops, teachers, and doctors look young.

11.  You listen to music and say "What is this crap?"

12. You buy a really expensive car.

13. The main thing you say to your Grand Children is "I don't know"