This is so bizarre.  And I know I cannot be alone in this.  Do you get random catalogs delivered to you by the U.S. Postal Service.  Catalogs that are addressed to you but have absolutely nothing in them that appeals to you?  This happens to me ALL the time and, just last week, I got the most bizarre catalog from a company that I had never heard of.

What on Earth?  Who on Earth?  And why on Earth did I get this in the mail.  Carol Wright Gifts?  According to the catalog, they're been "delivering quality and value since 1972."  This company is as old as a I am, but I had never heard of it until this showed up in MY mailbox.  And, again, I ask . . . "Why me??????"

I think porcelain dolls are the devil, so there's not way in h-e-double hockey sticks I am ever going to mail order one of them.  Sell this brand of crazy at another address, please!

And look at this page!  Is there anything on these pages that even remotely seems like it belongs in my home or on my body?

I mean, I could probably rock out that caftan because I'm clearly a "summer," but I think I'll wait until it goes on clearance.

And, while we're on the subject of things in this catalog that are clearly not meant for me...

What am I supposed to do with these?  Carol Wright, whoever you are, gonna need you to explain this one to me.  Why are you sending this to me?  Sure, I suppose $12.99 is a great value on a Microfiber Comfort Bra.  I get that it provides light padding and comfortable support without an underwire.  I totally get it.  I just don't care.

So that's my Random Catalog of the Week story!  And, trust me, there are plenty more I could tell you about.  So, hit me.  What kind of random catalogs are you getting . . . that have no business being addressed to you?