Since everybody thinks this story is made up, I'll come clean. I have bad luck when it comes to dating, so I figured I'd share what I've gone through just to find "the one."
Based on actions displayed by Helen B. Staudinger earlier this week, she's what you'd refer to as a feisty female.
On Monday evening, the 92-year-old visited her friend/neighbor's house and before departing requested a kiss. The neighbor, 53-year-old Dwight Bettner, declined the offer and asked Staudinger to leave.
Furious, Staudinger returned to her home, grabbed her semi-automatic pistol, stompe