The Ten Commandments of Highway 54 [LIST, PHOTOS]

I was out on Highway 54 today and it was an absolute madhouse, even by Highway 54 standards.

But I'm back and in one piece and here to give you my Ten Commandments of Highway 54. By the way, my list will not include what many might consider the unspoken ELEVENTH commandment, which is "Just don't drive on Highway 54." Unfortunately, that has become increasingly difficult if not impossible to do.