Every state has thousands of pages of laws that have been compiled over the years, many of which make total sense and are still viable in today's society. However, there are others that somehow managed to find their way into the books that make no sense in today's society (or in any other for that matter).

The following five laws are courtesy of Dumb Laws.com, and Stupid Laws.com and are hilariously 100-percent legit.

5. One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.

rubber river duck
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So much for that Easter gift idea.

4. In Owensboro, A woman may not buy a hat without her husband’s permission

Woman in big summer hat
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Great idea, put the fashion decisions in the hands of the gender that has no fashion sense whatsoever.

3. It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky.

Silhouette of man with bow and arrow
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Because baiting them to bite down on a sharp metal hook is far more humane.

2. By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground".

Drunk on Sidewalk
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In their defense, the ground can be hard to hold onto after an ice cold sixer.

1. Dogs may not molest cars.

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(oleghz / Thinkstock)

Sorry Mr. Giggles, but you'll have to take your perverted fetish over to Illinois.

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