Move Over George Jones -Texas Drunk on a Fork Lift

I don't often use this type of story but this is FUNNY (I don't care who you are). Police in Texas arrested a man who stole a forklift from a construction site and led them on a low-speed chase that ended on an interstate.

According to Fort Worth police, Timothy Raines stole the forklift from the construction site Sunday and led police on a chase ending on an interstate.

One witness, who shot video of Raines as he drove past, said "the guy was standing up chugging a beer and threw it at the cop car behind him."  Not the smartest thing in a state where they are taught to shoot first and ask questions later.