Wednesday’s Top 10 – Things Michelle Obama Worries About

It must be a lot of pressure to be the First Lady.  Her husband makes a lot of tight decisions and with all the stuff in Syria that has been happening over the last few weeks, you would assume she has a lot on her plate.

As I scoured the internet for the daily top 10, I came across a funny list of things that Mrs. Obama worries about. So here is today's fabricated top 10.

1. Bill Clinton showing up to Oval Office parties with cigars and a gleam in his eye.

2. Getting caught cracking white jokes with Beyoncé and Jay-Z.

3. The fact her kids may one day smoke weed, drink alcohol, or even worse, eat a Big Mac.

4. Smudging her husband's birth certificate so that he has to falsify a new one.

5. NOT igniting a media firestorm with her next hairstyle.

6. Missing out on her dream of playing linebacker for the Bears.

7. Critics accusing her of being out of touch with the black community, while she's trying to buy yoga pants at J. Crew for her next vacation to Martha's Vineyard.

8. Barack acting extra jittery, every time he returns from an "official state visit" to Colombia.

9. Being called an elitist by a bunch of pathetic working stiffs who didn't go to Harvard OR Princeton.

10. Morons who don't realize the key to being an effective president is constantly uttering "hope" and "change."