My Drive Mode Auto-Text Could Be a Little More Polite

I am not a rude person. Not by any stretch of the imagination. But some might think I am if they text me and get THIS response:

It's the automatic response my LG sends when I'm traveling at more than 15 miles per hour and it's in Drive Mode...and it doesn't mince words.

And I love it.

Texting while driving is a huge NO-NO. I mean it should be for everyone, not just me personally.

But I have gotten responses from folks who've never seen that before and while 100% of them, so far, have gotten a laugh out of it and appreciate the service it is providing, a few of them have said that LG is a little brusque.

Yes, I know I can get in there and change the message, but, for now, I'm having enough fun with it that I think I'll leave it alone.